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1. Please excuse me for talking while you were interrupting.
   
2. My superpower is making people laugh ... Which would be great if I was trying to be funny
   
3. Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
   
4. that moment when somebody calls your house phone and ask where you are
   
5. How much do those guys who yell in the back of rap songs make? I could totally do that.
   
6. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
   
7. When I was six, my dad threw me into the pool thinking I would instantly learn to swim. I probably would if it had water in it.
   
8. I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
   
9. The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.?
   
10. I hate it when I see some old person and then realize that we went to school together
    
11. You might call it ‘whipped.’ I call it `guy who’s getting laid.’
    
12. My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
    
13. Seriously, dude...Is there a name for what`s wrong with you?
    
14. If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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