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1. Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
   
2. Lil Wayne is 10% African-American and 90% tattoo.
   
3. My therapist cries "Why me?" for the full hour.
   
4. If someone hates you for no apparent reason, give them one.
   
5. I love salad! Just wish it had the taste and texture of pizza.
   
6. Technically, I don`t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I`m not doing anything.
   
7. Wish I turned into a wolf every month instead of getting my period
   
8. Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
   
9. I don`t work that hard, I just make everything look way more difficulat than it is...
   
10. The lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won`t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game and I`ll play mine.
    
11. Where did all the people walking around with boomboxes in the 80s go? I`m concerned
    
12. It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
    
13. I like to say my kid handles funds for a multi-billion dollar corporation. It`s easier than saying he is a cashier at McDonald`s
    
14. Guns don`t kill people. Fathers with beautiful daughters do. Happy Fathers Day!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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