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1. Whenever I’m bored I stop a stranger and ask “where am I?” and whatever they say I runaway screaming “Hahaha I’m a genius! I can teleport!”
   
2. I just ended a long-term relationship today ... I’m ok though, it wasn’t mine.
   
3. I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
   
4. I do not like being told what to do unless I`m naked.
   
5. I’m tired of things costing money.
   
6. So I was thinking... We should get drunk and make bad decisions.
   
7. Some mornings it`s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk you head in, and suck.
   
8. If money can`t buy happiness what do you pay a hitman with?
   
9. I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems.
   
10. Oops, just bought vodka instead of milk again
    
11. Sex Ed should require them to listen to a crying baby for 5 hours, and to watch the same episode of a cartoon over and over again.
    
12. You ever wonder why wearing no underwear is called “going commando”? It seems to me it wouldn’t be useful in a combat situation.
    
13. A good way to break up with a girl gently, is to curtsy when you`re meeting her father instead of shaking his hand.
    
14. Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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