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1. So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it`s okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it`s rude??
   
2. Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
   
3. Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"
   
4. They say you`re not supposed to go to the grocery store when you`re hungry. It`s been several days now, what should I do?
   
5. Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
   
6. So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
   
7. To stupidity ... And beyond!!
   
8. I want to grow my own food but I can`t find any bacon seeds.
   
9. I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed. ;)
   
10. Only awesome people are allowed to ‘LIKE’ this status!
    
11. Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
    
12. is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
    
13. I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined....
    
14. I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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