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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. I wish I could feel as happy as an adult, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
  2. Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
  3. Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
  4. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
  5. You have advice? For me? I have a $5 Starbucks gift card that`s older than you.
  6. I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble people, respect it!
  7. I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
  8. You know you`re poor when you sneak into Sam`s Club with some random family just to eat samples for lunch. Yay... Christmas
  9. Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
  10. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn`t for throwing at people who stress you out?
  11. Why do I even have unlimited texting?
  12. This is odd?!?! The hour we lost this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.
  13. When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I`ll be able to fit"
  14. 50 years ago you had to get really f*cking drunk to drop your phone in a urinal.




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