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1. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity makes for a better legal defense.
   
2. If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people.
   
3. Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
   
4. I can walk up to any dog, rub its belly and make a friend ... That trick rarely works on people.
   
5. If only my ceiling fan could hold my weight, then I would never be bored again.
   
6. Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl`s stomach full for 9 months.
   
7. Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
   
8. Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
   
9. This Tequila tastes like an afternoon of fun and bad decisions.
   
10. It`s been rough today, right now I`m busy trying to lasso the tv remote with my phone charger cord.
    
11. I`m a fantastic secret-keeper because, deep down, I really don`t care enough to actually talk about it to anyone else.
    
12. facebooked yo mama!!!
    
13. Dude, I see you are enjoying a cold Bud Light Lime-a-Rita .... I`m going to assume that`s your smart car parked outside.
    
14. One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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