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Friday January 17, 2025


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  1. Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone`s cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
  2. Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I`ve ever made.
  3. Cranked the treadmill up to MAX for 15 minutes. When I finally took a break my roller skates were hot to the touch.
  4. I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
  5. During the first two weeks of January, people often resolve to lose weight, which is great for me because the line at Golden Corral is much shorter.
  6. A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
  7. You call them “cuss words.” I choose to call them “sentence enhancers.”
  8. You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
  9. One of the things I like to say to a girl after we have sex for the first time is "Hmm, damn weird... I heard you were better."
  10. I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
  11. Don`t call me names, you don`t know enough words to describe me
  12. I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can’t say ‘M’ without your lips touching. 2.You’re trying it now looking like an idiot. 3. Now you’re smiling
  13. Did you know , that if you use asterisk , you can do anything you want ? * gets on a t-rex and gallops away into the sunset *
  14. What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.




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