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1. If you`re going to be a d!ck.. At least be a big one.
   
2. There´s a thin line between "I should do a status update about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that"
   
3. Stop screaming, lady. All I said was `this is how pornos start`. It`s just elevator talk.
   
4. Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
   
5. Don`t ever, ever EVER!!! Touch a crazy man`s food!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!
   
6. Weekends are like a orgasm.. It`s takes a lot to get there and when u finally do it`s over in no time
   
7. Mission Impossible: Ordering something at Subway without saying, "ummmm".
   
8. If looks could kill, mirrors would be the leading cause of death among ugly people
   
9. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren`t happy.
   
10. The awkward moment when people think you`re drunk when in fact you`re just a blast naturally.
    
11. My house has really let itself go.
    
12. I found that 99% of the time, when I`m not listening, just saying "that`s some bullshi*t" makes them happy.
    
13. The hardest thing about my juice cleanse is trying to juice Snickers
    
14. Whenever I feel that someone is about to sneeze I yell “PIKA!” & they’re like “CHU!”. I don’t have any friends.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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