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1. It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
   
2. No matter how prepared you think you are, a retractable vacuum cord will always find the weakness in your defense.
   
3. To drink, or not to drink?...what a stupid question!
   
4. Sometimes I wish I wasn`t rich and handsome and delusional.
   
5. *Food hits floor* Little Germs: “Let’s get it!”King Germ: “No, we must wait 5 seconds!”
   
6. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, nudity, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
   
7. I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
   
8. I have a few skeletons in my closet. But, every single one of them deserved it.
   
9. All true wisdom is found on T-Shirts.
   
10. I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it though.
    
11. Don’t judge me until you’ve walked a mile with my shoes….shoved up your a$$.
    
12. This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.
    
13. Most of my colleagues and friends can`t spell colleagues or friends.
    
14. My friend won a trip to China. He´s out there now... trying to win a trip back.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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