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1. Definition: Brain - Your body`s hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.
   
2. If you drink enough, your brain starts photo-shopping people.
   
3. Life is full of disappointments, I`ll just add you to the list.
   
4. Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
   
5. I slept with my best friend’s wife last night and now I feel terrible. …. ….. She must have given me a cold or something.
   
6. Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
   
7. Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
   
8. I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
   
9. Those who tell you not to run with scissors are just trying to steal your scissors. Run.
   
10. If my memory gets any worse I`ll be able to plan my own surprise party.
    
11. I asked him about his weekend, but apparently what happens in vagueness, stays in vagueness.
    
12. Offering a hobo $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
    
13. If the customer is always right, then why isn’t anything for free?
    
14. I can keep a secret… It’s all the other people I tell it to who can’t.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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