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1. Fighting is bad. Breaking up a fight between a douchebag and the bar owner is good. Thank God I`m a ninja.
   
2. If your dog weighs less than 10lbs, it`s technically a cat
   
3. Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
   
4. You can be like "This is a slippery slope" or you can be like "Weeeeeeee!"
   
5. Cold? Try Netflix. You’ll still be cold, but you’ll be watching Netflix.
   
6. They don`t seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts.
   
7. Bring me the heads of my enemies!! or some cupcakes ... whichever.
   
8. There are 2 kinds of people: 1) Happy morning people 2) Cranky morning people that fantasize about killing the happy morning people
   
9. Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won’t text me back.
   
10. There’s nothing like having a long to-do list to make me feel like doing absolutely nothing.
    
11. Insomnia improves your math skills. You spend all night calculating how much sleep you`ll get if you "fall asleep right now".
    
12. You`re not the sharpest knife in my back.
    
13. I like to stop the microwave with 1 second to go. Makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.
    
14. I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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