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1. I`ve discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number.
   
2. If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate, it is not me. I believe I`ve been hacked.
   
3. I changed the audio of my GPS to a man`s voice. Now it just says "It`s around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while."
   
4. In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
   
5. I really don`t have time for people that don`t find me hilarious.
   
6. I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
   
7. Man what a day. I pulled my groin...for like 20 minutes.
   
8. Sometimes late at night.. I dig a hole in the back yard by lantern light.. Sure keeps my nosy neighbors on their toes.. :|
   
9. People think I`m crazy because I talk to my cat. What am I supposed to do? Just ignore him when he asks me a question?
   
10. The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
    
11. Is anyone going to tell America`s funniest videos about YouTube?
    
12. Thats it! I want to be re-inserted and I don`t want to remember a darn thing!
    
13. Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
    
14. Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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