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1. I`ve had like 10 red bulls, so of course I`m vacuuming the front yard.
   
2. I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now.
   
3. Dad: Son its a fact that masturbation can lead to blindness. Me: Dad... Im over here ..
   
4. Rawwrrr means I love you in dinosaur. Everyone knows that, silly
   
5. i love you with all my butt. i would say heart but my butt is bigger :)
   
6. Let`s be honest, we all have someone on Facebook we wanna bang...with a pan.
   
7. If a woman asks if you "notice anything new" tell her "I do, your beauty surprises me every day." Then continue thinking about velociraptors
   
8. My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
   
9. Possible Fact: White guys with corn rows make dangerous zombies, cuz you can`t possibly run away while laughing that hard at the same time.
   
10. Relationship status: running out of films on Netflix.
    
11. That akward moment you try and deep throat a banana and get caught ... and your a dude.
    
12. I’m not a sore loser ... thanks to Vicodin.
    
13. I got a new high score today ... Sadly, it was on my bathroom scale
    
14. The older I get, the more I understand someone`s desire to just say-"F*ck it. I`m going to be drunk all the time & live under this bridge."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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