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1. "I`d hit that" -old people who drive
   
2. Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
   
3. Laundry is like sex in reverse: you drop in a load, everything gets wet, then rolls around and ends up dry and neatly folded.
   
4. I`m not insulting you, I`m describing you.
   
5. When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
   
6. "Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I`m doing nothing right now... it`s totally possible.
   
7. To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
   
8. How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout “Heroes in a half shell.” 3) When a girl yells back “Turtle Power,” marry her.
   
9. Why do people say "nice to meet you" before I`ve even said anything? How do you know it`s nice to meet me? I`m an a$$hole.
   
10. Every day is a constant battle of trying to convince myself I don’t like cookies.
    
11. Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you.
    
12. I`m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!
    
13. I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.
    
14. I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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