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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. What a rip-off. I picked up a book called 101 Mating Positions. It turned out to be a book on chess.
  2. How do blind people know when to stop wiping their asses
  3. I had four E`s and LSD last night. Such an awful start to a game of scrabble!!
  4. There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!
  5. If puppies could talk I would never even want to try and make human friends ever again.
  6. Don´t believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
  7. My Ex-Wife: Our relationship is like being in prison! ME: I don’t think so. People have sex in prison.
  8. If you didn’t want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn`t have advertised your birthday with balloons & banner on your mailbox.
  9. This Status Update could be yours for six Easy Payments of $19.99
  10. Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
  11. Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn`t opposite day. If it isn`t opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I`m so confused -.-
  12. This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is `funny and spontaneous`, yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it`s all pantic and screaming.
  13. You have no idea how funny I am to me.
  14. Baking soda seems like a scam. "Be sure to keep this box of magic white powder in the back of your refrigerator."




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