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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
  2. All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
  3. Thinking of getting another kitchen table just for all my mail
  4. MAN LAW 101: No man should ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
  5. I gave my boyfriend a glue stick instead of a Chapstick last weekend, and he`s still not talking to me!
  6. Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
  7. A man in front of me at Walmart is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life he wishes she had sent him for tampons!
  8. I know I`m an adult now, but I still hold out hope that money will fall out of every card I get.
  9. Babies are so cute because none of them are mine.
  10. My friend told me he`s going to have a sex change. Apparently, he just wants to eat, drink, and be Mary.
  11. Don`t you wish it was as easy to adjust the brightness level on people as it is on your phone?
  12. Every time I see a pregnant woman, I very much want to ask if she swallowed a watermelon seed.
  13. If I was rich, I´d do nothing all day from a much nicer recliner.
  14. *Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won’t.




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