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1. I`m pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It`s just that most of them aren`t snitches.
   
2. That awkward moment when you get in the van... And there`s no candy.
   
3. I`d be willing to sleep my way to the top if it actually meant sleeping.
   
4. that moment when somebody calls your house phone and ask where you are
   
5. Guess what`s brown and sticky... a stick.
   
6. Apparently you have to go to the gym more than once to get in shape, what the heck.
   
7. Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think “look at all these poor people who don’t know Netflix exists.”
   
8. The zoo basically has two modes. 1. Lazy sleepy animals. 2. Hard core porn
   
9. When I go through an automated car wash I close my eyes, because it`s easier to pretend I`m in a car that way.
   
10. When you`re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
    
11. Thinking of opening a bar right next to a gym and call it “Decisions, Decisions”.
    
12. At times I wish I had a clone, but then I realize, I could never live with that a$$hole.
    
13. That prince in Sleeping Beauty doesn`t get enough credit for kissing someone who hadn`t brushed her teeth in forever.
    
14. Oh really? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take to mind your own business
    
    
    
    
    
    

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