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1. I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
   
2. 20 years from now, one of the hardest things our kids will be faced with is finding a screen name which is not already taken!
   
3. There`s a certain age where you can no longer use the term "Good girl gone bad". It`s more like "Her old a$$ should know better"
   
4. My mind says diet, but my stomach is all SHUT UP BITCH.
   
5. OK. If you`re so smart, what`s the answer to this question?
   
6. This post is just for you.
   
7. The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don`t want anymore children living on our street.
   
8. Is snaxting a thing? Texting each other pics of your snacks? Cause I feel like I’d be pretty good at that.
   
9. My right thumb is in the best shape of my life.
   
10. I am 5 for 5 on popping my trunk instead of unlocking the fuel door at the gas station.
    
11. I was going to change my profile pic to a pumpkin for Halloween, but it didn`t look that much different from my actual head.
    
12. If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
    
13. What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
    
14. Why is it called `after dark`, when it is really after light
    
    
    
    
    
    

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