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1. Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have booze and snacks in your purse.
   
2. Of course it`s you....there`s no f*cking way it`s me.
   
3. Do you ever notice that when you´re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
   
4. Everyone has that one friend that can turn any conversation into something dirty....I am usually that friend.
   
5. Guys, Everyone. Listen. I`m going to say two words that will change your lives. Pizza Tacos. I know. Just breath.
   
6. Keep your marriage fresh by writing each other love notes like "I considered smothering you with a pillow last night but didn`t."
   
7. Ironically the only way I`d watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
   
8. It’s getting harder and harder to find vodka-flavored vodka.
   
9. I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
   
10. Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
    
11. Whenever I`m feeling down... I try to make sure my nails are clipped.
    
12. Trying to untwist a twizzler is a real b*tch and this gas station cashier yelling at me isn`t helping.
    
13. The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
    
14. If there`s one thing I learned from my wife, it`s don`t get married!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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