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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
  2. If we can have HD video from Mars,,, then I should have 4 bars on my phone everywhere I go.
  3. Just did 100 crunches. Crumbs everywhere.
  4. Never take advice from someone more miserable than you are.
  5. I often wondered what it`d be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while...
  6. The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
  7. I`ve been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don`t talk to me about dedication!
  8. Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
  9. Diet Tip #63 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
  10. No, no, no, you don`t have to engage in a long explanation of why you`re single. We`ve spent five minutes together, I think I`ve got it.
  11. I wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken`s booty and think..."I`m gonna eat that!"
  12. Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
  13. I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say "Don`t get smart with me!"
  14. I don`t get in trouble, I just get into questionable situations.




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