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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. It has been brought to my attention that those stick figure decals on vehicles are not "kill" scores, but actually suppose to represent members of the family. I will be removing all my decals to avoid any further confusion.
  2. That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people think you`re stupid.
  3. Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn`t attend.
  4. Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
  5. A comprehensive list of the things women have taught me: 1) I`m wrong.
  6. Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane
  7. As long as there is an open textbook in front of you, nobody will question what you are doing on your laptop.
  8. When I go to the gas station I always get two kinds of drinks so it appears I actually have a friend..I think they`re catching on though.
  9. Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
  10. The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she`s going to get me something.
  11. Why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE
  12. And the day after Christmas has revealed that the holiday is just an elaborate ruse to get you home to fix your parents computer problems.
  13. You know there was a time in my life where I just didn`t give a f#ck.....funny how it seems that much hasn`t changed from an hour ago!!
  14. I surveyed 100 women on what shampoo they prefer while showering 95% said How the hell did you get in here!!!




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