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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they`re talking?
  2. Stay positive ladies, maybe he just didn`t hear you the first 100 times.
  3. I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once.
  4. It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
  5. I don`t know, guys. The whole "play dead when a bear attacks" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with...
  6. I hope I die alone. I mean, you`d have to be a pretty big jerk to hope others die with you.
  7. The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don`t want anymore children living on our street.
  8. "But why?" - Me at weddings
  9. Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents
  10. Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it`s an intervention.
  11. 1. Go to police station 2. Say a gang mugged you 3. Describe your own relatives to police sketch artist 4. Claim free family portrait
  12. Why is it when I flush the toilet in the middle of the night, I have a feeling I woke up the entire neighbourhood?
  13. The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
  14. My Wife does this cute thing where she says that "actions speak louder than words" and then gets pissed at me for just nodding.




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