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1. This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job.
   
2. Either I need to up my dosage or my income.
   
3. I find it ironic that it takes 12 steps to get a beer out of my fridge.
   
4. I`ve been wondering, If poison goes out of date and expires, does it become more or less deadly?
   
5. I don’t trust joggers, it’s a little too convenient that they are always the ones to discover dead bodies.
   
6. When I got divorced, we split the house. I got the outside....
   
7. Don´t wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
   
8. I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
   
9. I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
   
10. no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
    
11. Those raccoons must of had one heck of a party last night!!!! That`s the 4th one I`ve seen passed out on this road
    
12. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
    
13. I think I may be getting harder to love.
    
14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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