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1. They say money can`t buy you happiness, but I`ve got a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story.
   
2. Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
   
3. Do you think in the spirit world they have TV shows about trying to make contact with the living?
   
4. Dear person reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
   
5. One of the major benefits of using a combined 2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner is having enough room leftover on the shower caddy for the beer.
   
6. It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
   
7. My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says "We need to talk".
   
8. Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.
   
9. Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year`s resolutions.
   
10. no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
    
11. Just once, I`d like to clock out from work by sliding down a dinosaur.
    
12. I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker. This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...
    
13. The problem with this generation? The cartoons suck.
    
14. Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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