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1. Going to drink straight from the carton because I`m a badass!
   
2. I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
   
3. The final stage of adulthood is when you start saying, "Oooh, that breeze feels nice."
   
4. Selfie... Because it`s important to realize that it`s not the photographer who is making you look ugly.
   
5. Republicans are red, Democrats are blue. The government is shut down cause neither one gives a damn about you.
   
6. is battling with eyelids
   
7. Wait, there`s a "wrong hole"?
   
8. Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag? Me: No, let`s just keep it in the carton, ok?
   
9. I ordered some bubble wrap online. It arrived in a box surrounded by packing peanuts.
   
10. If you`ve never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive "to work" to get a chick to leave your house then you`re not me.
    
11. TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
    
12. scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status
    
13. Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life.... Based on the math, I should have died in 1732.
    
14. I`ve been single for a while and I have to say, it`s going very well. Like... It`s working out. I think I`m the one.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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