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1. I just burned 1200 calories ... I forgot the pizza in the oven again.
   
2. Cashiers are always checking me out.
   
3. Money can buy imitation happiness. I’m cool with that.
   
4. Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
   
5. if the shoe fits wear it , if it too tight take it off
   
6. Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
   
7. If I owned an auto collision shop, I’d name it “Auto Correct.”
   
8. My anaconda really doesn`t care if you got buns or not.
   
9. According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
   
10. I always reply to my wife’s texts with :0))) I’m not being friendly, I’m discretely letting the fat bitch know how many chins she has.
    
11. Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn`t want to go to in the first place.
    
12. My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
    
13. I decided to make a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number 1: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes?
    
14. Sometimes I wonder if the kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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