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1. There`s nothing as wonderful as waking up in the morning next to a gorgeous smiling face. So I keep a mirror next to my bed.
   
2. If only life was as easy as getting fat.
   
3. Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone`s mouth while they are talking?
   
4. If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
   
5. Life would be so much better if throughout the day we encountered randomly placed Piñatas
   
6. doesn`t mind that people start spreading rumors about me.. it’s when they spread the truth that I’m screwed ;)
   
7. Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
   
8. I`m only 30 lbs away from my New Year`s resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
   
9. I just burned 1200 calories.I forgot the pizza in the oven.
   
10. Is it even possible to calmly walk away from a dark basement?
    
11. If you need Facebook to remind you it`s your wife`s birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
    
12. I like to gaze up at the stars at night and think about how somewhere there is intelligent life that hates doing laundry as much as I do.
    
13. I love you Mario, but you need to stop taking shrooms, breaking into haunted houses, and killing turtles! You have a dinosaur to take care of.
    
14. Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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