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1. You know you`re getting older when your friends start using the term "Pregnant" instead of "Knocked Up"
   
2. Sorry I`m late... I accidentally pulled the chain on the ceiling fan one too many times for like 9 hours straight.
   
3. Karate is just a violent way of making people smell your feet.
   
4. Old meaning of sorry. "I won`t do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
   
5. Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
   
6. OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
   
7. Why does `beans` only mean secret when it`s "Don`t spill the beans?" Why can`t I say I have a dirty little beans to tell you?
   
8. Most days the best thing about my job is that my chair spins
   
9. My therapist just offered me my money back.
   
10. Just a word of advice for all you single guys having a hard time out there, Forget the clubs, forget the churches, forget the online dating sites, as the best places to meet single women are the freezer section and down the cat food isle.....
    
11. Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
    
12. I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
    
13. I robbed a bank yesterday....now the question is, what to do with all that sperm....
    
14. My blood hound was just attacked by a Crip hound.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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