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1. I got kicked out of the pool today ... apperently the breaststroke isn`t what I thought it was.
   
2. A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
   
3. Pretty cool how the internet lets you stay connected with people you haven`t seen in years and silently judge them on a daily basis.
   
4. I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm.
   
5. The IRS suggests filing early to reduce the chance that someone will steal your identity and file before you. Honestly, if somebody wants my identity so badly they`ll file my tax return for me, go crazy. You can mow my lawn while you`re at it, too.
   
6. I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance! ..By driving away and not leaving a note.
   
7. Appearing on several episodes of Cops doesn`t make you a TV star.
   
8. God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
   
9. I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
   
10. I wish my bladder had a snooze button.
    
11. Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit.
    
12. To a cop, doing donuts in a parking lot has a whole different meaning.
    
13. My anger management class pisses me off
    
14. I finished your laundry, the ashes are in the fireplace.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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