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1. They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower....bastards
   
2. If people are what they eat, some people must eat a lot of stupid.
   
3. She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
   
4. why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
   
5. Just found out What the Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
   
6. The doctors say im going to be ok. I must warn you the dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name.
   
7. Dear who ever’s reading this, I could be naked right now and you would never know.
   
8. The color 9 is my favorite letter.
   
9. All I`m saying is, you`ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time
   
10. I Got so Drunk Last Night ,.I Walked Across the Dance Floor to Get Another Drink, and I Won the DANCE COMPETITION...!!
    
11. When I die, I am going to haunt the f*ck out of you people.
    
12. From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch
    
13. A spider just tried to crawl across my hand and now Googling how to extract a fork from bone without causing more damage.
    
14. My sex life is like a Ferrari ... I don`t have a Ferrari
    
    
    
    
    
    

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