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1. I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
   
2. Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
   
3. When people ask me if I`m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they`re hurting hard or hardly hurting.
   
4. Home is where the pants aren`t.
   
5. Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
   
6. I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone`s ok with that.
   
7. Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
   
8. is it just me, or did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by 2011?
   
9. It`s my birthday. I’m not just a year older, I’m also a year better and prettier ... I know your jealous ;)
   
10. The best thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.
    
11. Do you think we like to sing in the shower because we all love a good soap opera?
    
12. I`m only materialistic when I shop at the liquor store.
    
13. You can tell a lot about a person by putting a hidden camera in their bedroom.
    
14. If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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