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1. nothing
   
2. Smile at the people who hate you. It makes them wonder what you`re up to. :)
   
3. If you`re a vegan an atheist and a liberal, how do you choose which way to annoy people at Thanksgiving first?
   
4. "Thanks for coming" - sperm bank receptionist.
   
5. I can`t be trusted with your alphabet magnets.
   
6. If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
   
7. Are you always this stupid? or are you just making special effort today...
   
8. When grown-ups tell kids they have a lot of energy, they really mean that they’re being annoying little bastards.
   
9. I`m undecided about which pants to wear today...Smarty of Fancy?
   
10. How much Hershey`s Chocolate Syrup can I add before it`s really not a SlimFast shake anymore?
    
11. If you can´t convince them, confuse them.
    
12. There are 2 kinds of people I can’t stand: Nosy people, and people who won’t tell me what in the hell is going on.
    
13. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
    
14. If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
    
    
    
    
    
    

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