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1. I had s*x with my friend`s wife last night and now I feel awful. She must have had the flu or something.
   
2. The first order of business for the 115th Congress: blaming everything on the 114th Congress.
   
3. Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
   
4. I`d be amazing at life if I was only asked to sit and play on the computer all day.
   
5. One day you will die, but every other day you won’t. So that’s pretty great, right? ... Inspirational posts are hard.
   
6. Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
   
7. life is too short to think twice and act wise....
   
8. Last night I was drunk and asked a cat if it could talk. It said, “Me? How?”
   
9. I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace.
   
10. Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
    
11. My love for you is beyond words so don’t expect a Valentine’s Day card from me.
    
12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol at my house may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
    
13. Anyone going to stare at their phones anywhere cool this weekend?
    
14. My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I`m pretty damn excited.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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