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1. I bet you $567.89 you can’t guess how much I owe my bookie.
   
2. BEST PICK UP LINE: You would probably sleep better tonight if we had sex.
   
3. FINALLY home from work! So, yea...if your phone number is on your profile...I will be drunk dialing you in about 30 minutes or so.
   
4. Never take advice from someone more miserable than you are.
   
5. Women say they love a man in uniform but when i go clubbing in my McDonalds uniform none of them will talk to me....I`m confused
   
6. I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny and thin. It`s a public service really.
   
7. should probably get my daily dose of calcium.. white russians it is
   
8. The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.
   
9. You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
   
10. Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
    
11. Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don’t wanna have to explain why I’m in your ‘Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am.
    
12. Seen it all, done it all, can´t remember most of it.
    
13. They say I have a drinking problem. I say they have a problem with nudity.
    
14. Im switching some friends from my Facebook account to my Fakebook account.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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