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1. When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
   
2. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
   
3. You hate me? I didn’t even know you existed.
   
4. I bet Captain Crunch has some amazing abs.
   
5. People who drive under the speed limit are probably the same people who drink decaf.
   
6. When my dog sniffs another dog`s poop I can only assume that it`s their equivalent to checking a friend`s facebook page.
   
7. Women have a lot more experience dealing with bloodstains than men. Men are convicted of murder a lot more than women. Coincidence?
   
8. I didn`t sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. Half way to work I realized I forgot my car.
   
9. I`ve been calling my wife "honey" for 12 years because I don`t know how to tell her I forgot her name.
   
10. I live for those really small but special moments in life, like when I see the waiter bringing my food to the table.
    
11. I wasn`t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I really feel about you!
    
12. I like to refer to myself as a "Second-hand Vegetarian". Animals eat grass. I eat animals.
    
13. It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
    
14. I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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