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Dating: the process of hiding your crazy just long enough to get the other person to commit.
3 shots of vodka can erase 8 hours of rage in 15 minutes. That’s all the math you really need to know.
I`m only a morning person on December 25th
It doesn`t matter how old you are, If you hear the ice cream truck jingle you jump out the window for that sh!t.
If you can’t celebrate Valentine’s Day with someone you love, celebrate it with alcohol and pizza.
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger`s property and make a non-negotiable demand.
Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You`re welcome.
Whoever said you can`t "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
"When I grow up, I want to marry a man addicted to video games" ~ No woman ever.
I bet the guy at the urinal next to me is now rethinking his decision to wear flip flops today.
Don`t you wish common sense would make a big comeback.
You know there was a time in my life where I just didn`t give a f#ck.....funny how it seems that much hasn`t changed from an hour ago!!