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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
  2. That awkward moment when you run into someone and there`s no where to hide
  3. Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
  4. I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
  5. I always advise people never to give advice.
  6. I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
  7. I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing?" I`m like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
  8. I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
  9. When the nurse calls my name at the doctor’s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right.
  10. Chicken pot pie sounds like a great idea if you add commas.
  11. I dont pay for cabs if I’m too drunk to drive. I find the nearest Dominos, order a pizza delivery to my house & ask for a ride home with it.
  12. How big does a cupcake have to be before it’s just a cake?
  13. I like how Reese`s come with two peanut butter cups in the package. That way I can eat one now and then the other one right afterwards.
  14. If you ring my door bell you better be the pizza guy or a sexy naked lady ... with a pizza.




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