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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. It`s all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
  2. Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
  3. I`m only a morning person on December 25th
  4. There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
  5. Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
  6. a friend will calm you down when you`re angry a best friend will run beside you with a baseball bat shouting, "somebody`s gonna get it!"
  7. Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
  8. What’s the answer to this question?
  9. They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
  10. My wife told me I suffer from a lack of imagination. I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination." That showed her.
  11. My psychiatrist told me I need to love myself more. I was like, "damn doc I`m already up to 3 times a day"
  12. My relationship is like an iPhone, I don`t have an iPhone.
  13. I haven`t gotten laid in so long, you`d swear I`ve been wearing Crocs all this time.
  14. I`ve never heard an alarm going off on a car worth stealing.




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