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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
  2. This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she’s not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!
  3. You can always tell the guys that masturbate a lot by looking at their hands. If you look close enough you can see their wedding ring.
  4. When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone’s numbers again, I text them: “Guess who?” for 2 weeks.
  5. I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I’m going to have.
  6. We should`ve let the guy who named oranges keep naming other stuff.
  7. This earthquake was the first time that I`ve ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
  8. If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I`m trying to unlock it more than two times, I`m driving off without you.
  9. If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
  10. I told everybody at work that I`ve got 18 cats just to make sure none of them ever want to come over for anything.
  11. If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
  12. I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing.
  13. Not many people can say their Batman wallet matches their underwear like I can.
  14. thjeo oskl asopa joa sajksla wioj apska shul bhcgy ....Yes I just wasted your time ;)




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