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1. The worst part about calling in for a sick day is the pressure of knowing you only have one shot to do the “I’m sick” voice.
   
2. I hope these bad jokes distract you from the fact you`re getting screwed. - Car insurance commercials
   
3. "No comment" - said no woman, ever
   
4. The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie and you`re trying to get it unstuck without using your hands.
   
5. I am busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.
   
6. "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, & nothing but the truth" ... I choose dare, your honor
   
7. I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
   
8. You don`t have to be crazy to work here ... We`ll train you.
   
9. Interviewer: "What did you like best about your last job?" Me: "Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
   
10. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was suppose to do.
    
11. If you have to use a shot glass to make your drinks then you`re not doing it right...
    
12. Sometimes, I`m offended at how easily offended some people get.
    
13. When reality kicks in… add more booze.
    
14. Don`t sell yourself short, in fact, don`t sell yourself at all. I`m pretty sure it`s illegal
    
    
    
    
    
    

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