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1. The only way you can be right in an argument with a woman is by admitting you`re wrong.
   
2. "Should I add more liquor?" is the most ridiculous question I`ve ever been asked.
   
3. I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
   
4. Sign: "No alcohol past this point." Translation: Bet you can`t chug this entire beer, right now.
   
5. Just took an inventory of my body and it appears to be overstocked in all the wrong places.
   
6. Whenever someone ends their status with "LOL" I know it`s a repost, cuz...who the hell laughs at their own statuses? LMAO!
   
7. If you don’t want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
   
8. Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
   
9. “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook.
   
10. I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You`ve probably seen our poster.
    
11. My only trick for looking younger, is when an 80`s song comes on I try to look completely confused and slightly disgusted.
    
12. I don`t get why girls get so offended by sexist jokes..I think they are just ovary-acting. Seriously..
    
13. Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn`t I?
    
14. I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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