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1. What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
   
2. Working from home means I save money on train tickets and pants, but spend more on vodka and pizza.
   
3. Don`t worry. Your secret is safe with me. I wasn`t listening anyway.
   
4. Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs.
   
5. I just saw a 2 or 3yr old boy wearing a t-shirt that says, "if mom or dad wont buy it I`ll just sms grandma and grandpa"
   
6. I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
   
7. You can always tell a lot from that first kiss, especially when they say things like "please stop" and "who are you?"
   
8. I`m at my most likable before you get to know me.
   
9. Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
   
10. I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
    
11. After a night of heavily drinkin` there`s one thing I can`t stand...and that`s up.
    
12. Sometimes you just have to logout...
    
13. You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
    
14. roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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