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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. It`s real cute how pedestrians confuse "right of way" with immortality.
  2. Someone outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I feel like it would take longer than that...
  3. As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits I`m grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever.
  4. NEVER go to a wet t shirt contest drunk. I won 2nd place.
  5. Got kicked out of Ziggy`s. " supposably" your not allowed to stand on their scales. Says I broke them. On the brighter side I weigh 135900 grams
  6. My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.
  7. I don`t get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There`s never any left when he comes home.
  8. I don`t understand interventions. What`s the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?
  9. If all men are created equal then why are there midgets?
  10. You know when you’re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That’s happening to me, only with beer.
  11. If I`ve learned anything from the Kardashians it`s that I shouldn`t let my complete lack of talent hold me back.
  12. Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
  13. Lazy Rule#15325434090371466: you`re so lazy you didn`t even finish reading the number.
  14. 3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.




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