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1. Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket, you`re proably not gonna win, but you`re sure as hell gonna try!
   
2. They say the camera adds 10lbs. Stop eating cameras!
   
3. roses are red , violets are blue , I got five fingers and the 3rd one for you ;)
   
4. The 21st century. When deleting history is more important than making it.
   
5. Sometimes it’s funnier when you DON’T add “lol” at the end. lol
   
6. When I was your age we had to open all doors by ourselves ... None of them knew we were coming.
   
7. I always tell my kids that it`s ok to make mistakes as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.
   
8. I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
   
9. I once ran a Half Marathon. Well, I say that because it sounds better than saying I collapsed and almost died halfway through a Full Marathon.
   
10. Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody.
    
11. I only get religious when scratching off lottery tickets.
    
12. The problem with rich people is I`m not one of them.
    
13. My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.
    
14. FUN FACT: If you take all of the marshmellows out of a box of Lucky Chrams, you`ll have a bag of Purina Cat Chow
    
    
    
    
    
    

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