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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. I wear a ski mask to bed so if there`s a home invasion, the intruder will think I`m part of the team.
  2. When you`re accused of buying someone a gift last-minute at Walgreens, don`t reveal you actually went to Walgreens a month ago.
  3. Bigger isn`t always better. Thighs, for example.
  4. I`m not an asshole, I`m just the only one who has the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
  5. I ate too much salad over the weekend so I`m going on an Oreo cleanse today.
  6. Sorry, I can`t hangout. My uncle`s cousin`s sister in law`s best friend`s insurance agent`s roommate`s pet goldfish drowned. It was tragic.
  7. I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
  8. I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
  9. I went to Jared for my girlfriend`s Christmas gift. I`m sure she will love her Subway gift card.
  10. Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.
  11. I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her.
  12. Are you reading this from a toilet? I`m writing this from one.
  13. When people stare at me, I assume its because they are taking notes on how to be a bad a$$ motherf*cker.
  14. Ladies, don`t date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad.




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