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1. Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife someone wakes me up.
   
2. My superpower is making people laugh ... Which would be great if I was trying to be funny
   
3. If you watched a person cut a piece of wood, would that be sawed or seen?
   
4. I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
   
5. If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
   
6. I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(
   
7. I don`t have a drinking problem, I just celebrate everything! Like the fact that shirts have armholes, I`ll be celebrating that tonight.
   
8. just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
   
9. Sometime when I`m home alone I like to fill my bathtub with spaghetti and pretend I`m a meatball.!
   
10. I`ve had enough of my neighbours blasting their music from their backyard. I`m not annoyed cause it`s so loud, i`m annoyed cause they`re Korean & they`ve still yet to play Gangnam Style!
    
11. I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
    
12. Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
    
13. Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
    
14. I just lost my mood ring, I don`t know how I feel about that.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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