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1. It`s not everyday you find a $50 bill in your pocket, I didn`t, but like I said it`s not everyday..
   
2. Woke up screaming this morning. My apologies to everyone in the meeting...
   
3. Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
   
4. Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
   
5. Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
   
6. Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
   
7. sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
   
8. Dear Toilet Paper Makers, We`ve all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the center softer. Thank you...
   
9. My goal is to move just enough each day that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead.
   
10. F is for friends who do stuff without you.
    
11. The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
    
12. I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can’t say ‘M’ without your lips touching. 2.You’re trying it now looking like an idiot. 3. Now you’re smiling
    
13. Any way you can speed this up, officer? I`m obviously in a hurry.
    
14. If my walls could talk, they`d probably say "stop running into me you idiot"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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