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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. I like to go on job interviews wearing an eye patch and switch eyes when the interviewer looks down.
  2. When I try to fold fitted sheets it looks like I’m in an infomercial that’s exaggerating how difficult it is to fold fitted sheets.
  3. If I tell you I can`t text you because I`m driving it`s only because I`m also eating.
  4. We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
  5. 1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have `lady problems` then start crying. It works even better for guys.
  6. Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger`s property and make a non-negotiable demand.
  7. The next time the creepy guy at the bar asks you "Why aren`t you smiling?" simply reply, "I don`t smile while I fart."
  8. Apparently everyone was too high in the 70`s when Grease came out to notice that every "student" at Rydell High looked like they were 35
  9. If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
  10. People ask me why I don`t have any tattoos and I respond with, would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?
  11. They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
  12. Never run after a man or a bus, there is always another one coming.
  13. Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
  14. What`s this g-mail? I just got used to e-mail. And why did they skip f-mail?




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