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1. I think I need to return my GPS...no matter what it can`t help me find easy street
   
2. I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
   
3. My wife looks for signs I’m cheating, but seriously, who would make a sign?
   
4. A “buttload” of underwear would be exactly one pair.
   
5. Turtle: I`m the slowest. Snail: No, me. Internet Explorer: Bitch, please
   
6. Why can`t my coworkers just play on the Internet like normal people instead of trying to engage me in conversation.
   
7. I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
   
8. I just saw a man salute the Budweiser truck on the highway. LMAO
   
9. Me: GUESS WHO BOUGHT A MEGAPHONE!? Neighbor: Get out of my house! Me: You`re not even guessing.
   
10. I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me ... from me.
    
11. Just watched (insert title of horror movie) and it wasn`t scary at all. The crap in my pants is a pure coincidence.
    
12. The biggest cause of cancer in mice is research.
    
13. So apparently putting Alkaseltzer in my pocket while I`m getting baptized and pretending I`m the devil is not funny.
    
14. Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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