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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. People say, “You have to work on a marriage.” I say, “No thank you. I already have a job
  2. Here`s an idea...You go away and I`ll stop ignoring you.
  3. Ladies: We leave the toilet seat up because we don`t want to touch it any more than you do.
  4. Everyday I’m shoveling. – Winter 2014
  5. Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods, it could be spam...
  6. Somebody is out there, somewhere, thinking of the impact you`ve made in their life. It`s not me. I think your an idiot.
  7. Women say they love nerds until you whip out your Pokemon cards.
  8. Pizza: 73% delicious, 27% also delicious.
  9. My mother said, “You won’t amount to anything because you procrastinate.” I said, “Oh ya…..Just you wait.....”
  10. If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here`s a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!
  11. These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
  12. I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I`m still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it.
  13. My insomnia is getting worse. I was wide awake all day at work yesterday.
  14. You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.




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