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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. I`m actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
  2. Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners.
  3. Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbor’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!!
  4. Parallel lines have so much in common, it`s a shame they`ll never meet
  5. When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shi t.
  6. Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight like hell when you try to pick them up and get them in your car.
  7. When you msg me @ 9:30am w/ just "Morning," don`t be shocked when I wait till 12:00pm & respond w/ "Noon." Seriously, what did ya expect?
  8. Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
  9. Beauty is only a light switch away...
  10. I’ve been texting so much lately that I move my thumbs from side to side when I’m actually talking to someone.
  11. Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
  12. The self-driving car should have an "I`m Feeling Lucky" button that drives you to a random location.
  13. I`ve decided that throughout the time period starting with Thanksgiving, continuing on to Christmas and ending on New Years Day, the term `Calories" regarding all food shall be referred to as "Deliciousness Points."
  14. My mind is telling me nooo... But my body... My body`s telling me yesss...BABY. Cashier: Sir...would you like fries with that or not?




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