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1. What do you call a guy who makes "Woman in the Kitchen" jokes? Single.
   
2. I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
   
3. I bet spongebob will get his license before Taylor Swift finds love.
   
4. Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
   
5. I`m not saying you`re a slut but you`re dirtier than my browser history.
   
6. If you run into someone you know and they say "we should hang out sometime", say "I`m ready to hang out now" and watch them panic.
   
7. If "The Breakfast Club" were made today, it would be a silent film about 5 kids staring at their phones.
   
8. There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
   
9. Me? Stalk? No, I just observe... behind a tree... at night…in the rain.
   
10. I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
    
11. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
    
12. is running out of excuses for the stupid things I do. Please submit suggestions below.
    
13. No, PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on facebook.
    
14. I`ve totally cut carbs out of my diet. Until lunch.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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