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1. Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
   
2. Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
   
3. There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
   
4. Remember when there was more important crap to do besides Facebook all day? Me neither.
   
5. Jehovah`s witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes
   
6. When you’re old, my kids will be in charge. I’m so, so sorry.
   
7. For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids.
   
8. I’m starting to think that some of you are misspelling words on porpoise.
   
9. Know why girls cross their arms when they`re angry? Boobs. Just a little reminder of who`s in charge around here.
   
10. I read an article the other day that said if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank God I only drink every night.
    
11. I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
    
12. That frustrating feeling when the microwave trips the circuit breaker and you have no idea how much longer your lunch needs to be nuked.
    
13. If it was not for electricity, we would all be watching T.V. by candle light.
    
14. I have decided to follow my dreams.....starting with that one where I am naked at work.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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