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1. What idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
   
2. You don`t see faith healers working in hospitals, just like you don`t see psychics winning the lottery every week.
   
3. To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
   
4. Is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep?
   
5. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it´s still snowing
   
6. Don´t believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
   
7. Saw a hobo sleeping on a box and it was surrounded by bubble wrap. Must be his alarm system.
   
8. Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
   
9. A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
   
10. I`m the opposite of psychic. I don`t even know what I`m thinking! ;)
    
11. Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair.
    
12. Hey rumor has it, that if you look up from your phone you can see all kinds of pretty colors in the trees this time of year.
    
13. Today I have been sober for 100 days. Not, like, in a row or anything. Just in total.
    
14. Did you hear about the homeless guy that tried selling me meth?.... Yeah it was Bumcrack.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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