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1. People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
   
2. The only way a fidgey spinner would relieve my stress is if it was edible ...
   
3. you know....I wasn`t planning on going for a run today....but those cops came out of nowhere
   
4. The only correct answer to "Are you ticklish?" is "I have explosive diarrhea right now,"
   
5. If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
   
6. Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
   
7. Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
   
8. You can dress for success or undress for it. It depends on what type of work you want.
   
9. You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
   
10. Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
    
11. If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
    
12. Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
    
13. I`m single by choice. Just not my choice.
    
14. Leave a comment if you`ve started drinking. Hit the `Like` button if you`re already sh!tfaced. *Cheers*
    
    
    
    
    
    

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