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1. The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
   
2. It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am.
   
3. I couldn`t find the word `Disappear` in the dictionary. Strange!
   
4. I`m not saying not to trust the Internet, but there is an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I`ve won and the number of iPads I own.
   
5. Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
   
6. When you’re old, my kids will be in charge. I’m so, so sorry.
   
7. The way you feel when your phone dies is exactly how Cinderella must have felt at midnight
   
8. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
   
9. If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
   
10. I can`t stand people who use song lyrics in their status` because they remind me of sombody that I used to know
    
11. If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was ugly, I`d be broke as hell because I`m a sexy beast!!
    
12. I have an eating disorder; I`m about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.
    
13. I’m back on my feet again!! Wait, false alarm the remote is right here.
    
14. I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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