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Friday March 07, 2025


Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" ...I sent it anyways.
  2. Life is too short to be angry and hold grudges. Just slap them in the face and move on!
  3. My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
  4. I`ve learned to take life as it comes...straight with no chaser.....
  5. Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
  6. Women are like squirrels, very cute from a distance but will fight like hell when you try to pick them up and get them in your car.
  7. Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
  8. The only difference between sex and breakfast is sometimes I don`t want breakfast.
  9. Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last month, but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway.
  10. It’s only Wednesday and I’m 95% done with this week.
  11. I don`t drink to forget my problems. I drink because I survived them!
  12. Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?
  13. Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
  14. To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1) You tried your best. 2) I don`t like pickles on my BigMac.




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