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Saturday January 18, 2025


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  1. Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
  2. The other day someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine. I was confused... What is leftover wine?
  3. I`ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
  4. So far I’ve spent most of 2016 flipping off the weather channel.
  5. Work is the result of failing to procrastinate effectively.
  6. Don`t hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook.
  7. Shout out to good looking women who date unattractive men who aren`t rich, thanks for keeping hope alive.
  8. I really want to see you tonight. So could you please leave the blinds up and the curtains open?
  9. I`m that friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me and apologize about afterwards.
  10. Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I`ll read 4 or 5 status updates and I`ll cry, because I relieze how dysfunctional some of my friends life`s are. but then I`ll smile when I remember things like the leftover pizza from last night sitting on the coffee table!
  11. Wives give sound advice. 99% sound, 1% advice.
  12. Ironman and Batman`s only super powers is being super rich and smart really makes Bill Gates a real disappointment.
  13. Some girls post the most depressing love sh!t that even I`m starting to miss their ex!!!
  14. Why is it all the good things in life are either illegal, immoral, impossible, addictive, or fattening?




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