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1. If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
   
2. Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
   
3. The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
   
4. Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles and pay to walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
   
5. Women say they love a man in uniform but when i go clubbing in my McDonalds uniform none of them will talk to me....I`m confused
   
6. "Wife dragged me to this theater. Somebody shoot me." -Abraham Lincoln`s last Tweet.
   
7. We`re all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.
   
8. Being an adult is the worst idea ever.
   
9. I want the time management skills of people who effortlessly carve out entire hours to be offended by every single thing on the internet.
   
10. Cop cars should play the jaws theme song
    
11. WARNING::World Health Organization says radiation from cell phones may cause cancer. Please text everyone you know about this.
    
12. Why is it when I flush the toilet in the middle of the night, I have a feeling I woke up the entire neighbourhood?
    
13. Just tore the tag off my mattress and there’s nothing the feds can do about it. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
    
14. It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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