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1. The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
   
2. Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners.
   
3. Meetings are 20% small talk, 5% what the meeting is about and 75% wasting everyone’s time.
   
4. Miley Cyrus could never live in the kind of cold we`re having here. Can you imagine all the poles her tounge would get stuck to?
   
5. Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
   
6. Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac Man, for 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died!
   
7. Life gets a lot easier once you decide to become part of the problem.
   
8. Tony Soprano dead....Whitey Bulger on trial...coincidence??? I think not!
   
9. After midnight, clowns aren`t funny.
   
10. ready for bed - gunna give my sheets some arse and my pillows head;]
    
11. Don`t forget to get your hurricane glasses before looking at it.
    
12. "Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" - I`m just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys
    
13. Twerking is the crocs of dancing.
    
14. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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