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1. Just remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your talent
   
2. my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
   
3. I finally figured out why men love belly rings so much on their women. It reminds them of the staple in the middle of their porn magazines!
   
4. I don’t need a reason to enjoy a little wine. All I need is a glass.
   
5. I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
   
6. Truth is, it’s not a “long story”… I’m just too damn lazy to explain it.
   
7. A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
   
8. He who laughs last didn´t get it.
   
9. One of the things I like to say to a girl after we have sex for the first time is "Hmm, damn weird... I heard you were better."
   
10. Don`t, under any circumstance, believe I`ll return your Tupperware.
    
11. If history has taught us anything, it`s that reheated french fries are gross.
    
12. OMG this is Freaky! Have 8 beers & 3 shots, go to your phone the next day, press ‘Recently Dialed’ & the name of your crush will appear!
    
13. Some tattoo artists need to just say, "no, I`m not doing this sh!t."
    
14. I fake my lol`s
    
    
    
    
    
    

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